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Having Sex With Tons of Women

What happens in rap… Groupies, models and R&B chicks, you knock them all down with the vigor of a young Ron Jeremy. And that’s just in one night. Condoms? Eh, I guess. So what if you don’t even know the woman’s first name. If that backyard’s bangin’ like a Benz-y, drop her draws and get it popping. (Denzel Washington voice) Wilt Chamberlin, aint got sh#t on you!!! If one turns up preggers, she better save that sh#t for Maury.

Examples: Any song by 2 Live Crew or Plies

What happens in real life… You have a lot of kids and contract a lot of sexually transmitted diseases. Your checks are docked for child support and what little you have left goes to going half on abortions and penicillin. But, hey, you have bragging rights…right?

 

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