The South is still being plagued by the zombie apocalypse, but the latest case only involves an attempted attack. Karl Laventure, began to display erratic behavior at a golf course in Alpharetta, Ga. earlier this week, prompting patrons to call police.
Laventure chose his 21st birthday to head to the course, strip half-naked, threaten guests, and swing clubs. Once police arrived, rather than back down, he threatened them. “I’ll eat you!” he screamed. “Don’t make me eat you!” He was also making references to golfing, Tupac, Biggie, and God.
Police were finally able to subdue Laventure after shooting him with a Taser several times. He later told police that he smoked a joint sprinkled with bath salts, and had no recolection of his attempted zombie attack.
While many believed that the zombie epidemic was directly related to bath salts, an autopsy of the original face-eater, Rudy Eugene, debunked the theory. Eugene was killed by police when he began eating a homeless man’s face, but according to a medical examiner, there were no traces of bath salts in his system, as originally reported.
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