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Naming Himself “Ochocinco”

No self-respecting man should ever believe that being addressed by the number on his football jersey is worthy of a name change. He had to know that being called Ochocinco in real life, would never really end well.

*Editor’s note: We’re not going to even address the blond Mohawk, so pretend it doesn’t exist.

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