Canibus Blames Notepad Fiasco On Human Bloodsucking Leeches, Seriously.
There are times as a writer where you really can't find the words to properly describe an event. This is one of those times. Canibus, who was once a highly respected lyricist, broke all types of Hip-Hop code when he brought a notepad with him during a rap battle. Not just any rap battle, but a live publicized rap battle at the KOTD. Canibus logged on to his tumblr account last night to issue a long winded "apology" which sounded more like a science fiction essay. Canibus went on to blame his performance on being abducted by human blood sucking leeches, that controlled him with a radioactive device that caused physical and mental harm to him and secret agents who bust open the back of his head and separated his shoulder. Yes, he is dead serious. Below is an excerpt from his account on tumblr.
A few days before the KOTD Vendetta event, I was abducted by human blood sucking leeches who did not make their identity known, but I assume were agents of the dark world. While in my vehicle ready to pay for a toll, a helicopter attached with a satellite device that promotes fear flew directly over me. Upon being aware of what was happening I decided to escape on foot and flee from this radioactive device that can cause mental and emotional harm to any man- Even a man who possesses the brain waves of a complicated degree such as myself. As I abandoned my vehicle, I got to a fence and as I climbed underneath, the helicopter got visual contact on its target and there was nothing I could do. Completely lost in a parallel universe I was removed from consciousness and as I woke up I had secret agents of some kind asking me why I decided to battle in this event that was being broadcasted world-wide. I explained to them it was strictly Hip Hop related but they did not believe me. They used Chinese water torture methods at first to try to break my spirits to no avail. They attached wires to my skull and moved on to “Alternative 2.” They then inquired about my knowledge of secret societies and about my experiences in the military.
MORE ON HIP-HOP WIRED!