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Slim Thug Cites Strippers & Malls As Why Dwight Howard Should Sign With Houston Rockets

 

Houston rapper Slim Thug is doing his best to get Dwight Howard to sign with his local NBA franchise. The “Like A Boss” rapper made his pitch directly to Howard on why he should sign to the Houston Rockets via Twitter, and it was glorious.

“Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season,” tweeted Slim Thug. “We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on h0es make your next move your best move G.”

Besides mentioning the advantages of the real estate market in Texas, Slim Thugga also big upped that H-Town has better strippers, lesser child support payment percentages and much cheaper bottle service prizes. We can’t co-sign the alleged legality of talking and texting while driving as a legit reason, though.

Check Slim Thug lay out why Dwight Howard should make Houston home in the following pages.

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