It doesn't take a crystal ball to tell you that the New York Knicks are most likely going to lose any number of their upcoming games for the remainder of the NBA fiscal year.
From Carmelo Anthony throwing pastry shots at fans on Twitter to J.R. Smith resorting to flat-out cheating, the 2014-2015 season can't come fast enough so that the front office can do a bit of retooling in Madison Square Garden.
Nonetheless, we'll play along like this new Jordan Brand campaign wasn't concocted when there was no way anyone would think the Knickerbockers would resemble an expansion team.
Desperate for some answers, JB Smoove and his melanin-challeged pal visit a gypsy to see if Melo's game-winning shot will indeed be money. Seeing that is an advertisement for the new Jordan Melo M10's and their clutch-like abilities, of course the answer was yes.
[Full disclaimer: Gypsies are trained to tell you exactly what you want to hear. You're better off helping a stranger with their expiring parking meter. Just saying.]
Watch the always entertaining JB Smoove in the brief ad spot below. You can find the sturdy Melo M10 at your local Foot Locker.