It's a well-documented fact that most McDonald workers are unhappy with their compensation but one Golden Arch employee's alleged undercover hustle may have her spending more time behind bars than the pennies she's earned.
Police are saying 26-year-old Shania Dennis was selling baggies of heroin out of the drive-thru window with a clever code phrase being used for her fiends to obtain their Super-Sized smack.
Well not really, actually.
Via The Grio:
Investigators said customers looking for heroin were told to go through the drive-through and say “I'd like to order a toy.”
The customer would then be told to drive to the first window, where they'd hand over their money and get a Happy Meal box containing heroin in exchange.
The customer, who just paid $82, would then leave without stopping at the second window, according to Mike Manko, a spokesman for Allegheny County District Attorney Stephen Zappal.
"Surprises the hell out of me that you can come to McDonald's and get a Happy Meal, some fries and a bag of dope man, c'mon!" said Hackee Everett, a nearby customer. "You got fast food and dope--what a gift!"
The only man not surprised by this fast food struggle would probably be Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Check the gallery to see pics of the drugs Pittsburgh police confiscated from Dennis' window. Nobody is loving these accusations.