Mimi Faust Sex Tape Causes National Shower Rod Shortage
The Internets and social media is a powerful and influential entity, but this is ridiculous. Allegedly, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta star Mimi Faust‘s acrobatic use of a shower rod while banging her fiance, Nikko, on camera has led to a national shortage of the contraption meant to hold your shower curtain.
Yes, this is really happening.
Demand is going through the roof for gymnastics-strength shower rods — all thanks to “Love & Hip Hop” star Mimi Faust’s sex tape acrobatics — and Home Depot, Lowe’s, Target, and Walmart are struggling to keep up.
We called employees at each of the major retailers (from Georgia to Cali) and we’re getting the same story — ever since the trailer for Mimi’s sex tape came out, people have been racing to purchase their own super-strong shower rods to recreate the Mimi experience.
And supplies are running out — a customer at one Home Depot in Georgia tells us, they were totally sold out of Mimi-strength shower rods.
Let’s keep in mind that Obamacase probably won’t cover you if you break a limb trying to use a shower rod for a sexual act and take a tumble. We guess.