Latifah Muhammad
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Footloose: 7 Conspiracy Theories About The Jay Z/Solange Elevator Fade [PHOTOS]

 

By now we all know that Solange used her limbs (and purse) to unleash some physical fury on Jay Z  after the Met Gala last week. Judging by how fast she lost it, Jay’s sister-in-law was already heated when those elevator doors opened.

This means that the anger wound could’ve been fresh, or that she had some pent-up frustration against Papa Hov, and she let it all out. But an elevator isn’t the best place to communicate those feelings — especially not with your feet.

Nevertheless, Jigga caught a fresh fade  at one of the biggest events in fashion, one that the whole world has now seen.   Family business should stay behind closed doors, but the leak of this fight tape shows us just how intrusive celebrity culture has become. It also shows that the New York newspapers should chill with the cliché headers,  Jay Z is working with has catlike reflexes and the inner restraint of a zen master.

What we don’t know definitively, is how it all got to that level. Get into some the crazy conspiracy theories below.

RELATED: Moguldom Studios recently dropped A Genius Leaves the Hood: The Unauthorized Story of Jay Z, a doc which shows rarely seen sides of the rapper that you can grab here.

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Comment Comments: 5 Tags Tags: jay-z, beyoncé, new york, solange, met gala, the roc
  • Starrr

    Dam Bawsip. Y’all just gonna ride this Jay, Bey, Solange thing until the wheels fall off huh?

  • YaHEard

    Yep. As I thought, these are not conspiracy theories, these are assumptions. A conspiracy would be that 1. Solange and Bey are both MK ultra slaves and Jay Z triggered Solange before the elevator ride knowing there was a camera taping to get attention now that he’s done with Bey, they need a reason. 2) Jay Z is a known Illuminati handler, he does so to his “wife” Bey by controlling her every move and career path, so now he’s using her sister in his dealings with the dark lord. 3) Jay needs some attention to come his way, “feel sorry” for him for something that doesn’t exists, because he’s about to announce something big, like “he’s a republican and loves his white masters so he’s running for NY mayor”. 4. He’s about to get some news about him spilled and need attention away from it and “of course people are making stuff up after that fight” . These are now, ladies and gents, REAL “conspiracy” theories.

  • Craig Mack

    What happened was Jay- Z farted on the elevator and it was a, “silent but deadly” that smelled like a boiled egg. Solange asked, “who farted on the elevator”, and Jay-Z responded, who ever smelt it dealt it. After that, she went HAM! By the way, Beyonce didn’t move or react because she was stunned by the smell. Silent but deadlies are no joke! Conspiracy theory, I think not!

  • R!-Goddamn-Diculous

    I knew y’all were gonna mention the illuminati lol….

  • ISIS

    So lounge looks like an old Tookan Bird…and her mom is a sweat shopping Witch Doctor…lol…tooki tooki.

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