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Blonde Dude Sucker Punches Foe, Flees With Utmost Speed [VIDEO]

 

First off, we sincerely hope that the dude who caught the fade fully recovers. But, we find this footage of a blonde dude sucker punching a guy and then fleeing like he was the victim to be utterly hilarious. 

As for the details, says Eyewitness News:

The NYPD is searching for a man who threw a vicious punch that was caught on video in Hell’s Kitchen Tuesday evening.

The incident happened at the corner of West 55th Street and Ninth Avenue around 6:30 p.m. and landed the victim in the hospital in critical condition.

The victim fell to the ground after the punch and hit his head on the pavement.

The suspect fled on foot. 

He is described as a male white in his 30s, approximately 5-foot-10 and weighing 170 pounds, with curly blonde hair. He last seen wearing gray sneakers, a turquoise T-shirt and blue shorts.

Now let’s go over the details. Dude who switched hands before throwing his one-hitter quitter looks like he belongs on a beach in Malibu, riding the waves. His foe, who easily outweighs him by 30 or 40 pounds is rocking flip-flops. As for the latter, get well soon man. As for the former, it’s a amazing how agile dude seems despite rocking a blouse and some tight as spandex shorts.

So who’s next to get IKSRTFO’d (pat yourself if you catch that reference, you’re a real Redman fan)? Watch the footage below and see for yourself.

Photo: WABC

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  • http://dontloseyourdayjob.com/ @KevitoClark

    Dragon punch FTW. ||