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Females doing the abusing in a toxic relationship don’t always get the spotlight they deserve. Allow Diane Thomas of Louisiana to be the new poster child for all things wrong in domestic violence situation. The 52-year-old woman displayed she has a way with men–for them to show incredible restraint against everything she has to offer in life.

On May 16, she was booked and charged for punching her live-in lover in the face multiple times and spewing verbal insults to his face. As that ride to the jailhouse became a reality, Thomas desperately made a last run at saving her record and allegedly offered to give the arresting officer a blowjob he would never forget, complete with a butthole licking finisher.

Reports The Smoking Gun:

A Louisiana woman is facing a public bribery charge after allegedly making an indecent proposal to the cop who arrested her for pummeling her live-in boyfriend, according to court records.

Diane Thomas, 52, was busted earlier this month for punching her beau in the face “multiple times” and scratching him with her fingernails during a confrontation in the couple’s Monroe home.

When Thomas was read her Miranda rights by a Monroe Police Department officer, she stated that her boyfriend was a “bitch,” adding that he “got in her face so she beat his ass,” according to a May 16 probable cause affidavit.

After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”

At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.

“If you won’t take me to jail I will get on my knees right now,” she reportedly declared. “Officer I will even lick your butt hole.”

Already facing a misdemeanor domestic abuse charge, Thomas was then hit with a felony public bribery count for allegedly offering to lick Corporal Ballard.

If she’s not too choosy, she definitely has a promising future as an inmate, no?

Photo: Monroe Police Department