Houston rapper Slim Thug is doing his best to get Dwight Howard to sign with his local NBA franchise. The “Like A Boss” rapper made his pitch directly to Howard on why he should sign to the Houston Rockets via Twitter, and it was glorious.
“Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season,” tweeted Slim Thug. “We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on h0es make your next move your best move G.”
Besides mentioning the advantages of the real estate market in Texas, Slim Thugga also big upped that H-Town has better strippers, lesser child support payment percentages and much cheaper bottle service prizes. We can’t co-sign the alleged legality of talking and texting while driving as a legit reason, though.
Check Slim Thug lay out why Dwight Howard should make Houston home in the following pages.