A drunken man in Florida decided to live out his 80s fantasy and return to the watering hole he got liquored up at, armed and dressed like Rambo solely to open fire.
Instead of causing chaos and creating a tragic news story, Daniel Allen Noble caught an epic fade similar to Sylvester Stallone’s other infamous titular character.
That would be Rocky Balboa.
Reports Palm Beach News:
A man carrying knives and an assault rifle dressed like “Rambo” got into a near-deadly fight with two men inside a Palm Coast bar Saturday night.
Patrons of the Europa Lounge said Daniel Allen Noble, 37, entered the bar dressed like the fictional character “Rambo” with an Uzi style assault rifle and challenged several people inside, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.
Vassili Mironov, 28, and Roman Dubinsechi, 23, confronted Noble and tried to wrestle his gun away from him. Two shots were fired into the floor during the struggle.
The men were able to disarm Noble, but he grabbed one of his hunting knives and swung at Mironov, cutting his face.
After a further struggle, Noble was finally wrestled to the ground and rendered unconscious, according to FCSO.
During the investigation, deputies learned Noble had been drinking at the bar earlier in the night and having a good time, not causing any trouble. Deputies do not know what caused him to return to the bar armed.
Whatever firewater the bar was hosing with needs to be discontinued from the shelf. He is being held on no bond for the attempted murder and $20,000 bond on each additional charges.
The struggle in Florida these days is too real for comfortable living.
Photo: Flagler County Sheriff’s Office