If there is any reason for you to ever be deterred from experimenting with drugs, Jermaine Jones, 31, of New Jersey will be your guide.
Lakewood police say they found him riding a children’s tricycle butt-booty-ass-naked, while chewing glass and tobacco.
Reportedly, he later admitted to ingesting cocaine.
A New Jersey man was busted for riding a tricycle naked through an apartment complex after getting high on cocaine, police said.
Jermaine Jones, 31, was collared after Lakewood police officers found the nude man chewing glass and tobacco under a stairwell in the Ocean County complex on Tuesday, the Ocean Signal reported.
The cops were responding to reports that Jones was naked and riding through the complex on a child-sized tricycle.
Jones, of Trenton, was taken to Kimball Medical Center, where he was treated for cuts to his mouth.
After admitting to cops that he was high on cocaine, Jones was booked on charges that included disorderly conduct and being under the influence of a controlled substance, the Star-Ledger reported.
His charges include a disorderly persons offenses for being naked in public, as well as being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.
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Photo: Ocean County Police Department