6. Stevie J
Once upon a time, Steven Jordan was the leader of Puffy’s Hitmen roster, churning out hits for everyone from MC Lyte to Mariah Carey. (His Wikipedia credits read like a who’s-who of pop & Hip-Hop music.) Today, he’s known as Stevie J, resident overbloated chipmunk of Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta, a simp who rescued Joseline Hernandez from a treacherous life of stripperdom.