Things are bound to get weird when there’s a prosthetic butt involved. Case in point, a Massachusetts mother of three who got arrested for drug possession after heroin and more escaped from her fake cakes.
Jill Roy, 33, has nothing to hide when it comes to what she thinks are deficiencies in her figure. She openly admitted to wearing “a pair of underwear with a hard back on it” because she “doesn’t have a butt.” She made the confession after cops pulled her over on a traffic stop and a bag with pills and heroin fell out of her pant leg. Roy was leaning on the side of a patrol car when her fake butt let her down.
Authorities found an ounce of marijuana in her car too. And her friend/passenger got arrested on outstanding warrants.
Reports the Smoking Gun:
The police report–which alternately describes Roy as unemployed and working at Dunkin’ Donuts–notes that she has a “very lengthy criminal record” including collars for “possession and distribution of illegal narcotics.” Roy, cops added, is currently on probation for drug possession.
During a search of Roy during the September 16 booking process, Officer Nicole Bevilacqua “observed her underwear have a hard exterior.” Asked what kind of underwear she had on, Roy replied, “I don’t have a butt so I wear these and another pair of underwear under it.”
After Bevilacqua directed her to “take off the hard exterior underwear,” Roy “became visibly upset,” the report states. After asking several times why she had to remove the buttocks prosthesis, Roy relented and removed the item. Bevilacqua then spotted a “large bulge” in her other pair of underwear.
Bevilacqua “advised Roy to pull her underwear away from her body so the items could be removed,” police reported. Investigators then removed two plastic baggies containing a total of 13 Oxycodone pills and a bag containing $350 of heroin.
Roy was hit with felony and misdemeanor narcotic charges and taken to jail, but there is a positive to this story. Her butt panties weren’t confiscated as evidence in the bust.
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