A kindergartener in Sweet Springs, Missouri never got to expose the crack pipe and meth that he brought for show-and-tell because some meddling teacher intervened before the class got a lesson in drug use.

"He was very excited when he got to school," Superintendent Donna Wright said. "But I don't think he knew what he had."

Maybe they didn't ask him. If he's seen his mom blow on the pipe and then feel a lot better, then there must have been a great story that the class missed out on.

The small town with only 1,500 residents was not ready for this type of scenario. The boy basically dry snitched on his mom Michelle Cheatham who was arrested later on drug charges and released on bail.

The officers had thought they had lost him until they saw movement in the manure while patrolling the area.  The police commented,

“He must have been standing up to his neck in the mixture for at least an hour, it was a disgusting scene.”

The 52-year old man had missed both of his court hearings which made the cops go look for him themselves.  Once found in the smelly hideout, the cops shocked the man with stun guns twice, and then took him to the nearest hospital to treat him for hypothermia.

Come on man, don't you know not to hide in pig feces when you are running from the pigs!

As previously reported, a woman filed charges against him claiming that he shot her with a pellet gun outside of one of his concerts. Things then took a steep turn for the worse for the Wu Tang affiliate after being taken into police custody for alleged tax evasion earlier this month.

Now as the year winds down to a close, Meth may be getting a much needed break from his issues by embarking on a new movie role.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Meth has been tapped to star in a new movie titled “The Mortician.”

The film is produced by Belladonna Productions and is written and directed by Gareth Maxwell Roberts. It's described as a “gritty, urban drama and will be filmed in 3-D, giving fans a chance to get up close and personal with Johnny Blaze.

No word on the exact role he will play in the film but be on the lookout for more details.

"One reason I haven't repudiated it is because when it's necessary, it's necessary. Ecclesiastes tell us there's a time for everything -- a time for war, a time for peace -- so in times for war, there's time for violence. Then in the Bhagavad Gita, it says Arjuna was talking, Arjuna didn't want to commit violent acts against an army that was attacking him. He couldn't find it in his heart to do it. It was people he loved. He didn't want to get into violence, but Krishna had to point out to him, "Your duty is your duty." ... So, to me, violence in the light of justice is still violent, but I don't see it the same. It's because of justice that I don't repudiate violence because justice must be served somehow.”

Further speaking on violence, in the book he he reflects on a time when he almost witnessed the murder of his Wu Tang affiliate and embattled tax payer, Method Man. According to Meth, he owes the head honcho his life. He writes,

“Meth was walking to buy marijuana at 160 Park Hill Avenue in Staten Island."Come over here, yo!" RZA beckoned. "He stopped and came running over. A few seconds later -- pow-pow-pow-pow-pow! -- a guy started shooting up the front of 160. A buddy of ours, Poppy, an innocent, school-going, nice guy -- he was shot and killed right there."

Reflecting on the close brush with death, RZA says Meth is forever grateful.

“He always brings it up ... that that day saved his life. He actually said, if it was anybody else calling him, he wouldn't have came.”

He also mentioned to CNN that he the fellow members of Wu Tang find him somewhat responsible for the drug overdose of his cousin Russel Jones, a.k.a. Ol' Dirty Bastard, a sentiment he somewhat agrees with.

"The guys would say it's more me than them because they say that's my cousin and I was right there. If you let a man that you love or anybody -- man, woman or child that you love -- sit there and destroy themselves in front of you, you're neglecting them ... Everybody let him do what he wanted to do. ... There were times when I took his drugs and threw them down the toilet. When I do that, he would get so pissed off I don't see him for weeks after that. ... So it got to a point, I was like, "Fu*k it, let him do his drugs" just to have him around me, just to keep him there. ... But it's still neglect, yo.”

The Tao of Wu hits stores October 15.