Drinking can make a person that much crazier, and Lonnie Hutton is a perfect example. Cops in Murfreesboro, Tenn. arrested Hunt Friday (May 16) after he tried to have sex with an ATM machine and a picnic table –but not at the same time.
Hutton’s sex attempt went down at The Boro Bar & Grille. “Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM. Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM,” said Officer Michael Rickard.
After his first attempted sexual encounter failed, Hutton continued to walk around the bar “thrusting his hips in the air,” witnesses say. He was escorted outside where he noticed a picnic table.
You know what happened next.
According to Rickard, “Once outside Mr. Hutton again exposed himself and [attempted to] engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”
Hutton was arrested for public intoxication and held on $250 bond.
Photo: Murfreesboro PD