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A British man has been sentenced to 9 months in jail for slapping a sleeping woman with his penis. Yes, that bloke is an idiot, allegedly. 

Reports the New York Daily News:

A British college student who slapped a sleeping woman in the face with his penis has seen his dreams of becoming an attorney go up in smoke.

John Luke Dale, 21, drunkenly stripped down to his briefs before shoving his flaccid member into the young woman’s face after she dozed off at a house party in 2013.

The Nottingham Trent criminology undergraduate’s sickening antics were caught on camera by a pal.

He showed it to a workmate, who in turn called cops.

Dale, from Milton Keynes, was jailed for nine months in September after confessing to sexual assault.

 

The details of this exercise in stupidity became public when said college student plead for a more lenient sentence.

Bruh…

Photo: Alastair Wallace/Shutterstock

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