Marvin Tramaine Hill II was arrested by Des Moines police after he reportedly slapped his pregnant wife with a McChicken sandwich from McDonald’s, “because he doesn’t like them.” So much for a happy meal.

Via Des Moines Register:

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

Hill’s wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

Police noted that the woman’s nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

He’s since been released. Judging by his jail pic, we think he regrets not eating the damn thing.

Photo: Polk County Jail

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