Leonard DiCaprio had a gaggle of women following him out of the club in Miami Sunday (Dec. 8). DiCaprio left a nightspot with his hair in a bun, his beard ready for some fun, and 20 women trailing behind him for the “after-after party.”
This man is either a legend (to anyone interested in bedding all kinds of random women), or filming his own version of The Bachelor.
Or maybe, he’s trying really hard to erase any and all feelings left over from his breakup. It’s hard to tell.
Reports New York Magazine:
Leonardo DiCaprio, noted community organizer, successfully gathered up a group of nearly two dozen women to depart a Miami nightclub to an unknown but certainly superior location. The witness reported:
“He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”
DiCaprio is both generous and greedy, if you think about it. He probably had to give those girls drinks in VIP, and maybe a burger after his little one-man shindig was over (we assume he at least ordered takeout). And since he’s 40, there’s a good chance that some of these women were young enough to be his children.
So is he living the good life, or the sad life? Feel free to sound of in the comments.