A Detroit man was shot in the groin after he refused to give up his bag of potato chips. Yes, this really happened.
Reports the Detroit News:
Police are investigating a Tuesday night shooting after a man reportedly refused to give up his bag of potato chips.
The shooting at 9:30 p.m. happened near Eight Mile and Dequindre, according to police.
A 59-year-old man told police that he was walking in the 20300 block of Conant when a man approached and snatched his chips from his hand. The victim reportedly told the suspect “Yo, man, give me back my chips” and grabbed them back. The man then pulled out a handgun and shot the victim in the groin, police said.
The victim is in a hospital in stable condition.
The shooter is still at large.
No word on what brand of potato chips the man was shot over. Anything less than Doritos….ya know what, never mind.