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What happens when you’re surrounded by snacks, but so high that you can’t feel your hands? A 22-year-old Ohio man decided to call the cops.

Dude was found in the fetal position when police arrived.

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According to a police report, authorities were called to the 100 block of Westminister Avenue at about 5:20 p.m. Friday by a 22-year old male who had smoked the drug. The officer who responded to the home could hear the man groaning from a room.

The officer then found the man lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the report said. The man also told police he couldn’t feel his hands.

A glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana were recovered from the man’s car after he gave the keys to police. The man declined medical treatment at the home Friday night.

Austintown police have not charged the man in the incident as of late Monday morning.

The struggle is real.

Photo: WENN

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