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At some point Meek Mill has got to realize that shenanigans like these mean more life for these jokes. The rapper says a suspect urine specimen during a drug test was all the fault of him drinking water and protein shakes. 

Reports TMZ:

According to legal docs, during a drug test Meek handed the lab tech a specimen that turned out to be cold water. Meek allegedly told the tech it looked that way because he had just consumed a lot of water, adding he was a bodybuilder and drank protein shakes that make his pee appear that way.

Nicki testified that Meek was telling the truth about his drug test, and said if she knew the protein shakes would make his urine appear like water, she would not have let him drink it.

And Nicki insisted to the judge, Meek doesn’t do drugs and did not fake the test.

The judge was skeptical, saying she felt Meek was thumbing his nose at the court.

Just a few questions:

Does Meek Mill look like a body builder to you?

How much water do you have to consume to make your pee look like…water?

Could he have confused his urine for…ya know what…

But seriously, getting on a judge’s bad side during a parole hearing is not a good look for someone who values their freedom.