Take note, flatulence can lead to a fade. A Florida woman was arrested after she attacked her husband because he was farting in bed.
Since this went down in Port St. Lucie, FLORIDA, there is no doubt this is a true story.
According to a police report, around 3:30 a.m. Dec. 11, an officer responded to a domestic battery call at a home on SW Sadwick Avenue.
The officer said a man at the home stated he was lying in bed with his wife when he passed gas.
The husband said he wife, identified as Dawn Meikle, 55, then began elbowing him on his arm. The husband said he continued to pass gas and Meikle continued to elbow and kick him again.
He told police that he began restraining his wife for his own safety but her “lip was inadvertently split open,” according to the report.
During the fight, police said the husband suffered several 6- to 8-inch scratches across his chest. His shirt was also ripped in three different places.
Meikle admitted to putting hands—well in this case, elbows—on her husband and that she did catch the split lip when he tried to restrain her.
For her struggle, she caught a domestic battery charge and a visit to the St. Lucie County Jail.
Peep her mugshot below. Bruh…
Photo: St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office