In today's age of internet celebrities, you've got to get as much out of that 15 minutes that you can. Sweet Brown is no different.
If you are unfamiliar with Sweet Brown, she became famous when a three-alarm fire broke out at an Oklahoma City apartment complex in Oklahoma, leaving one person hospitalized for smoke inhalation and five units damaged.
A local news team talked to this woman and she became an internet sensation. During the interview, she stated that she had woken up to get a “cold pop” when she thought someone was grilling before she realized that there was a fire. Laced between this interview are classic one liners like "Lord, Jesus there's a fire," and the immortal "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
After a star-turning guest appearance on Comedy Central's Tosh.0, the Oklahoma woman now has her own commercial reprising the interview for Shortline Dental television commercial in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
"Oh Lord Jesus, it's a toothache," she exclaims before heading to the dentist in this commercial. This delightfully cheesy spot even has a vintage 90s jingle at the end of the spot. It's hard to find any less awesome things on the internet than this.
Check the commercial out in full after the jump.