Reject Your Coochie
Cam holds the intervention, complete with cue cards to list all the potential side effects of Cassie’s procedure including vaginal prolapse, which Julius humorously defines as “vaginas that start running laps”. Cassie is furious and let’s Cam know that it’s not about Blair, it’s about her. Cassie was a young mother who didn’t truly live her life as a woman, and wants that opportunity now. She gives Cam all the gory details about how it feels to have sex with her vagina in it’s current state. These kind of conversations with a mother may have sons in therapy for years, but when you broach the subject, be prepared for the subject matter!
Cam and Cassie understand one another, but agree to never bring up this topic again!
Reggie on quest to make money
Reggie has a discussion with Jimmy in the bathroom about brand building. Reggie gets frustrated with meeting people who sell him a dream. Jimmy puts Reggie in touch with his “money manager” Ira whom he guarantees will be an asset that Reggie will want to know.
Welcome to Mermaid Island
Ira meets Reggie and immediately lays into Jimmy with every Irish stereotype ever. He wants to have a conversation with Reggie over almonds as they play a game of Mermaid Island. Yes, seriously! Ira explains that he’s not a money manger he someone who will “try to find opportunities for my friends to enjoy their lives” He refers to himself as “the mucous of capitalism”, as money is an archaic concept to him. In order to see whether Reggie fully comprehends him and should be a business partner, Ira gives Reggie a copy of Jonathan Livingston Seagull to read.
He explains his difficulties with the book to Missy, who seductively explains that he’s thinking to hard. He should “stop trying to solve the puzzle” and just be him. Missy wants to take his mind of seagulls and money with a little rest and relaxation, horizontally. Reggie is more than receptive.
Seagull books, a new love interest for Cassie, and family discussions made for some of the funniest one liners yet from this season of Survivor’s Remorse. To see where Cam and the family go next, check back here in 6 days for another recap!
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