Gilbert Arenas isn’t getting what he expected from WNBA players. Arenas wants to watch half-naked “cutie pies” play professional basketball, but all he sees is lesbian “ bean pies.” Yes, those are his actual words. Arenas vented about it on Instagram yesterday (Dec. 15) with a video of two women in thongs to give us an example of what “America was hoping for” when the WNBA started. ” Not a bunch of chicks running around looking like, cast members from #orangeisthenewblack,” Arenas writes. “Don’t get me wrong, they have few #cutiepies but theres a whole alotta #beanpies running around hahahahahaha if #skylardigginscame out like this,I dont care if she missed every layup..imma buy season tickets and I don’t even know where the fuck #tulsa is hahahaha.” By the way if Arenas sounds sexist and/or disgusting, it’s because you’re ugly too: “If you think it’s sexist…9 times out of 10 u the ugly one and we didn’t pay to come see u play anyway #donkeykong,” he adds. Hit the flip for his full post. — Photo: WENN