Bruh, they’re trying to gentrify collard greens. This isn’t hyperbole, Neiman Marcus is selling collards for $66, plus $15.50 for shipping.
Yes, for about the price of a pair of Stan Smith adidas, you can get “Collard greens seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon.”
No. 1, everyone knows you’re supposed to use smoked ham hocks to season your collards (or smoked turkey if you don’t dig on pig). No. 2, Black Twitter is prepped to have a field day—see what we did there?—with this one (see: #GentrifiedGreens via The Grio).
One order does serve 8 to 12 people but that’s still too damn much.
Hey, if you can afford such tomfoolery, that’s on you. But we think you’re a special kind of simp if you’re paying such a massive upcharge for a side dish.
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