A Florida man was arrested last week after being pulled over for driving without a seat belt and admitting to hiding marijuana in his private parts.
Police report that 34-year-old Demetrius Lawson immediately told them “Man, I’m going to jail” after admitting that his license was suspended and he was a “habitual traffic offender.”
Police then say a deputy searched him and asked if he had anything on him to which he replied, “no” before changing his story to say,
“I have some green in my nuts.”
A small amount of marijuana was recovered and he was charged with felonies and a misdemeanor.
He is being held on $3,120 bond.