So, A$AP Rocky has a sex tape, and the reviews have been lackluster, for the most part. The Harlem rapper took to Twitter this afternoon to address the illicit porn that’s had everyone talking, and he didn’t exactly put a lid on the slander.
In an all caps screed, Lord Pretty Flacko said he too awoke to the surprise sex tape drop.
“MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY,” he tweeted.
Then he addressed the commentary about his, ahem, “performance,” head on.
He added, “AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER F*CKED HIM RATE HIM 😮”
Okay, props too Rocky for being self-aware and not taking himself too seriously and getting in on the jokes. However, acting like johnson had a lawyer only seemed to add more fuel to the out of control slander fire.
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