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So, A$AP Rocky has a sex tape, and the reviews have been lackluster, for the most part. The Harlem rapper took to Twitter this afternoon to address the illicit porn that’s had everyone talking, and he didn’t exactly put a lid on the slander.
In an all caps screed, Lord Pretty Flacko said he too awoke to the surprise sex tape drop.
“MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY,” he tweeted.
Then he addressed the commentary about his, ahem, “performance,” head on.
He added, “AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER F*CKED HIM RATE HIM 😮”
Okay, props too Rocky for being self-aware and not taking himself too seriously and getting in on the jokes. However, acting like johnson had a lawyer only seemed to add more fuel to the out of control slander fire.
You ain’t got to take our word for it, peep the reactions below.
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Rocky when he seen the video of himself pic.twitter.com/gqxJgEyZLC
— Daniel 🟧⬛️ (@NoHoesDanniel) December 19, 2019
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“ASAP rocky stroke game weak on ME I woulda had that hoe beggin for more 🤷🏽♂️🔥” pic.twitter.com/2CgRHSmFEq
— sweater god 💞 (@sweatergoddd) December 19, 2019
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Asap writing this tweet. pic.twitter.com/4PemIbVWDm
— Moha (@Moharozayy) December 19, 2019
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You said you had Asap rocky: I said
— B•I•C•H•🍑•T•A (@sg__1700) December 19, 2019
a problem I had a FUCKING
problem pic.twitter.com/ON1dBrT2G2
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What’s Rocky’s stroke game like? pic.twitter.com/qqiKxbWEE5
— aysar younes (@AysarYounes15) December 19, 2019
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knowing i fuck better than asap rocky is gonna help me sleep for weeks man lol i needed this one. happy holidays
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) December 19, 2019
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me after finding out Asap Rocky got trash dick 😔 pic.twitter.com/K5iPmGeORN
— 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘎. (@christianminaj1) December 19, 2019
12. Some are still dedicated…
Asap rocky can still get it idc
— avocado thottie (@lildedjanet) December 20, 2019
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ASAP rocky sex tape leaks
— Jesus Angel (@officialj_esus) December 19, 2019
All of Twitter: pic.twitter.com/vfTWnPXeRc
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Well at least we know ASAP Rocky practices safe sex.
— OLONI BABY (@Oloni) December 19, 2019
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SHREK IS GLAD THAT YOU AT LEAST USED PROTECTION pic.twitter.com/rzAp0oczy0
— SHREK KNOWS RAP (@SHREKRAP) December 19, 2019
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bet this was you when u woke up to yo sextape pic.twitter.com/i8MOTTepnw
— ً (@xgloryboy65x) December 19, 2019
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Asap Rocky Defense Sqaud Rn pic.twitter.com/dKqXUu3gMi
— rayvioli-19 (@rayvi0li) December 19, 2019