The F Is For Fail: 10 Horrible One-Liners From "Tha Carter IV"

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» by Jason Weintraub September 1, 2011, 12:10pm

If the predictions are right, Tha Carter IV can be one of the most successful selling Hip-Hop albums of the year, even beating out the two headed monster Jay-Z and Kanye.

However, just because an album sells doesn't necessarily mean it's good.

While even twitter has shared it's thoughts on the album with Trending Topics like #thingsbetterthanthacarterIV, many are beginning to get sick of Wayne's hit and miss one liners.

While we know Wayne has a couple of hits, he also has a couple of horrible lines.

Peep the page #'s below to see which ones we think are the 10 worst ones and let us know your own.

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  • cdubois

    I was sure the lasagna line from his first single would make it to the list....

    • kalifawilliams

      lol...i read the article just to see how high the "move in silence like lasagne" lyric would be on the list

      • ohi

        The G is silent in Lasagna you lame f**ks, that's is word play...you morons.

  • Tago

    SIPPIN ON HATARADE.

    NEXT RAPPA U'll LOVE AND IN DUE TIME HATE N TRY 2 DESTROY.
    RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. #BeforeISelfDestruct

  • TAGO JONES

    Love that Line: Eat her 'til she cry/ Call that wine and dine" hahahahah

  • Gabriel

    This dude is step n fetchit,straight out of Bamboozled.

  • Brian

    Lil Wayne has personality; he certainly has his flaws but this article takes his lyrics completely out of context and *****izes them because it's easy to hate on Lil Wayne. I found Tha Carter IV to be the most coherent work Lil Wayne has ever made, mixtapes aside...and this article bashes him while simultaneously trying to profit off him by increasing their OWN pageviews by making you click the hyperlinks ten times to see all of the so called 'horrible' rhymes. And you call yourself a hiphop website

  • boricuanegro

    to whoever wrote this article...a field goal is the correct term for "an extra point attempt"...so, know what youre talking about before u try to diss someone else

  • mrsshaun

    Actually, after you make a touch down, you then kick a field goal. That's how you get 7 points instead of 6.

  • mona

    If u was from New Orleans, u would know that when we use the Term or phrase I just Touched Down it means u just came home from jail...... we have our own slangs call us boomers rangs

  • http://hiphopwired Danni D

    I agree with you Brian! Putting Lil Wayne down for your views to go is not cool get a life!

  • http://hiphopwired Danni D

    I agree with you Brian! Putting Lil Wayne down for your views to go up is not cool get a life!

  • Katrina Survivor

    1) Yall are lame
    2) Its hard being black in America, either you're being discriminated against by the majority or surrounded by negativity from your fellow minoritites.
    3) Why do we always have to find fault with everything related to black people!!!!!!
    4)DANG!!!!!! BLACK PEOPLE COMPLAIN TOO MUCH! but be hush hush at school or other events that educate and uplift!
    5) We can sit here and think of 10 lame lines of any & every body that has ever made a album but were so focused on Wayne and his album because he isnt from the North! yea I said it, most people I know from up North cant stand Wayne or other Southern rappers.
    6) I liked some of those lines and had JayZ said one yall wouldve never caught it.
    7) White artist and fans allow their artist to entertain and stay in their lane without puttin much emphasis on comparing and crtiquing them. But not us, I guess were just too insecure and feel important when we critique. 8) Have a blessed Day!
    **Disclaimer: my first time ever on this blog so if you all did have a post similar to this for the WTT CD just disregard this comment**

  • Tonto Kawalski

    I DISAGREE WITH THAT UP NORTH BIAS VIEW. THERE ARE SOME RAPPERS IN THE SOUTH THAT ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT. AT THIS POINT, IN THE CASE OF LITTLE WAYNE, IT'S NOT THAT HE'S FROM THE SOUTH. PLAIN AND SIMPLE, HE IS OVERHYPED AND WORSHIPED AS IF HE'S THE GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE. BUT HE'S NOT, AND HIS MILLIONS OF FANS AND CLONES REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. ALL HE IS, IS THE PERFECT ROLE MODEL OF WHAT YOU DONT WANT YOUR KIDS TO GROW UP TO BE.

  • CuzzinOhCuzzin

    Hey morons....its "whine and dine" not wine and dine. LoL and you're complaining about his lack of creativity with the one liners? If it sells albums, who cares what you think. That's nothing but IRRELEVANT HATE oozing from your worthless pores. Maybe you guys can become famous so one of these editors writes something about you. Until then......hush little envy f. baby!

  • f*ckjayz

    Its crazy to me how ppl will actually write an article, YHALL read the WHOLE THING, only wit the intent of bashing somebody?? Smdh. Yhu ppl crack me uhp. But ill put every dollar i have that NONE of yhu wud say that in his face. Smh. And for all of yhu that are sayin the man doesn't have talent or that he ain't better than Jayz, please do some research!! Wayne has been a beast, FROM THE BEGINNING! i have heard absolutely no contest to any of his other Carters. And the best part of it all is that no matter how much yhall discuss him here, yhall still gunna buy his ish! Lmao...

  • http://www.coalminds.com/webcomics/futurekings.php Steve Broome

    I know you guys get more page hits for putting lists on separate pages, but of all things, a list of ONE-LINERS does not need to be paginated lol.

  • Pu nub

    Dude is just not that talented in the lyrics department, and his fans just like bad music!ODB sounding crazy as hell on his albums, but he always made sense!!!!

  • http://Www.GroupDudes.com EB

    Interpretation: he tried to figure things out by putting 2 and 2 together. Unfortunately, the only thing he could gain intellectually from the mental journey was the number 4. He's going to get smarter though, he won't be stuck 4 forever. ;-)

  • http://Www.GroupDudes.com EB

    This line is a sound one. He's describing his mental journey trying to figure things out. Attempting to put 2 and 2 together and falling short simply leaves 4 - the standard mathematical equation. However, he remains hopeful that he won't be stuck at 4 forever.

  • Slimm

    Is that all folks do these days....hate and find ways to put a black man down. That man can say or do what ever he wants. If you don't like him don't listen to him. I'm all for Wezzy F. Baby and the F is for Fugg whoever don't like him.

  • K

    Can you do this to EVERY RAPPER CD! You find some *****ty one liners on Any Album!

  • K

    website like this kill me with the no cursing. Yet have articles on rappers that does.

  • offchild

    i thought he was talkin bout baby's powder (*****e)

  • murda maine

    Who crowned Jay Z as the greatest rapper. Yall compare everybody to him as if he is the standard. He has said a lot of wack sh## just like anybody else. You should be doing an article on how much harder southern rappers have to work to be taken seriously. And last I checked up north rappers are collaborating with southern rappers just to come up wit a hit.

  • murda maine

    The carter 4 isn't the greatest album ever but have you heard the black album or the blueprint 2. I think you should go back and listen carefully before you bash wayne. I think you could put ten lines from anyone's album up here. People hate what they don't understand. Maybe wayne's lines go too far over your head

  • dani

    Looks like Jay Z just bought hiphop wired and had a nice talking to the writers....gtfoh. I'm sure you can find just as much cheesy bs on the old mans album..my bad I mean Jay Z new album. Let the album sales speak for themselves and be done with it. No one is the greatest forever.....besides M.J.

  • Liquidfi

    Sorry kids the word lasagna isn't an English word. And it's not *****ounced lasana. It's la-zahn-ya the "sag" of the word takes on an almost z sound. The g definitely is not silent hence his lyric has no factual basis. Defend the ignorance if you wish just come with a stronger argument.

  • Escobar00

    I guess it isn't allowed to dislike Wayne, other wise you are hating. Yes a lot of those lines sucked, I am sure WTT has a few questionable one liner's as well. Since I am not buying either one I am certainly not getting as worked up as the other people on here. I don't recall anyone throwing southern rappers under the bus saying they suck, but let's be honest there are a handful of better rappers coming out of the south. Face it creativity is not Wayne's strong suit and in the word play area he struggles unless he goes way left field. I will admit "you are softer than Rosanne's son was funny".

  • CSpotGo

    Nice try but Lil Wayne really isn't that complicated. He also isn't very versatile. Using the one-liners is his only style of rapping and sometimes they just don't work.

    But this site is stupid for splitting this dumb article up on 11 pages. They really need to stop that crap.

  • http://chaliceme.wordpress.com yona

    The Last Temptation of Christ Jesus is telling the people the parable about the farmer, the seed, and the stone, birds eating the seed, and the seed growing if it lands on fertile ground. When he says that he is the farmer, a man in the the crowd says, "2 and 2 makes 4." Wayne as the Farmer and love as the seed alone is not forever,

  • http://chaliceme.wordpress.com yona

    Wayne's usage of multiple literary devices is outstanding. All them make sense to people who know more than what is on their block and they know more not because of what someone else told them but what they have learned on their own. I see the tactic, cause a stir and hella people comment and you keep your advertisers.
    He uses parables and it makes sense. Textbook literary form of lyrics.
    When you touchdown 6 points make field goal 1 point = 7
    Work all week stand firm in John 3:16 6 days 1 day you will be in his rest

  • Sherii

    This article is effin ridiculous. Should have used Lil B or souljah boy... This article #Fail

  • TeeKay

    i think he meant p*ssy is as gud as baby powder is to babies...and the lasagna line wudnt make the list

  • armstrong

    dont think what he was tryna say good art speaks for itself

  • TeeKay

    yea but when it speaks not everyone understandz...i understood what he meant...

  • Adam

    number 7 is not bad, he means cry like cry out in pleasure, wine=cry dine=eat

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