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The Struggle Files: Suspected Shoplifter Stripped & Beaten By 7-Eleven Employees [VIDEO]

 

Another day, another struggle-laced failed attempt at breaking the law, and this one is more embarrassing than usual. A Brooklyn man made the mistake of underestimating the workers at a local 7-Eleven store when he tried to jack them for their goods. The video, shot by a quick-thinking citizen in the store, located in the borough’s Flatbush neighborhood, shows the criminal getting pulled in every direction by two (and then three) employees while screaming:“I don’t have nothing though!”

Like a fish out of water, the suspect flails his hands, twists and turns his body, and tries his hardest to break free while under the never-ending grip of the group who clearly came to kick a little a–. As if the footage wasn’t hilarious enough, things take a more awkward turn, when the men begin to pull at the suspect’s clothes, stripping  him down to his underwear and revealing his incredibly ashy knees, just before biting him on the back. Once completely pressed up against the store’s door, with his plaid boxers on display, and his pants around his ankles, the man continues with his cries saying that he has no more stolen merchandise in his possession— but it’s too little to late.

One worker uses his own body as a barrier between the man and the door, making it virtually impossible for the criminal to break free. By this time a crowd has gathered to laugh and heckle the defeated man who looks like he’s re-thinking the decision to try and get his hands on the box of candy he took…and probably a free Slurpee.

Peep the more than three minutes of sheer comedy below, and trust us when we say that this sh-t will surely make your day.

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Comment Comments: 14 Tags Tags: brooklyn, 7-eleven, the struggle Views Views: 11
  • KD

    He can actually sue the store and it’s employees. Hope he does!

  • JJ

    People deserve more dignity than that. He may be at the bottom, but that’s his neighborhood most likely and those are his neighbors – handle it like adults, not police.

    • Smitty

      Maybe he said he had a gun, and they were looking for it. The felon who tried to rob the store is lucky he was not shot in the head.

      • http://www.facebook.com/grb.bahri Choate Garry-grb

        Smitty- this is the shittest comment i heard. No one carries a gun to steal efing candy bar. This video enables this man to sue the management and employees.

  • Mylan

    This is definitely not funny! The employees should be arrested. The police should have been called with the shoplifter. Mob mentality is def not okay!

  • http://twitter.com/GGooDei GGooDei

    But what I fail to understand that the entire time they were holding this man down for a box of sprees (just saying) the rest of the store was getting messed up and robbed. Silly!

  • TrueDiamond

    I can’t believe you think this will make my day….this is truly sad…those racist men were dead wrong and I hope dude sue the crap outta that store..such a shame.

  • J A SASSY aka salon22w

    what a mess, i cant stand those pakistan people, they had only to call the police..never do i shop in their 7 11 stores, all they do is watch black people ..those f a g s where probably trying to look at his junk!

    • charissa tucker

      hopefully this will be a deterrent for him. the store employees are totally justified in thier actions.

    • b.r

      exactly , im sure they just wanted to take him back to the stock room and run a train on his behind ! the guy that was biting him was a hateful vampire ! these tanned devils are cray ! if he stole something sure thats wrong but it’s not worth trying to eat him alive over it ! these tanned devils love money more than life it’s self ?

  • Smiotty

    F him. Don’t Rob stores and they will not rip your clothes off. He can sue and he can get free slurpies for a month. but he will be in jail enjoying other intrusions on his body

  • NamaanGoli

    AS A BLACK PERSON,, I HAVE TO SAY THAT THE BLACK RACE HAS HIT AN ALL TIME DIRT-LOWEST LEVEL. BLACK PEOPLE OF THIS GENERATION ONLY AGREE WITH SYMPATHIZE CRIMINALS. THE MAN BROKE THE LAW AND THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO RESTRAIN HIM TILL THE POLICE ARRIVE. HE IS TRYING TO GET AWAY AND THEY’RE NOT LETTING HIM. HIS CLOTHES CAME OFF IN THE STRUGGLE TO GET AWAY. THE ONLY THING WRONG IS A MAN IS BITING HIM, WHICH IS ALSO A hiv/aids RISK TO THE BITER. BUT HE BROKE THE LAW EVEN IF HE STOLE ONE PENNY. IT WASN’T HIS TO TAKE. BLACK PEOPLE’S THINKING NEED TO COME UP HIGHER. BREAK THE LAW, GO TO JAIL. THAT’S WHY PRISONS ARE FILLED WITH BLACK MEN. THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES ALWAYS TRYING TO GET SOMETHING WITHOUT WORKING FOR IT THE RIGHT WAY.

  • dee

    He was so fine. Tell him to come my way and I will buy him a case of Snickers. Better yet, I will take some to his cell.

  • Chuck

    It may seem like the clerks over reacted but they’re probably fed up. I can only imagine how many times a day they have to deal shoplifters, folks being short changed, people cussing them out, and all other types of ignorance.

    In addition, the hood is known for not having ANY respect for anyone or anything, so how can a hood rat expect dignity and courtesy when he’s the one committing a crime.