Kevin L. Clark
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Day Walker: Proof That Pharrell Williams Is A Vampire

 

Don’t get us wrong, we know that Pharrell Williams is not a blood-sucking member of the undead… but he certainly gives off an immortal vibe.

Pharrell Williams does not age. All you need to do is look at a recent picture of the “Happy” singer and read that he’s turning 41 this year to realize he’s either drinking True Blood or sipping regularly from  the fountain of youth. Sure, he’s told us about his patented skincare regimen, but we have some more proof that says he’s on some Interview With a Vampire type ish.

The devilishly handsome Grammy Award winner never ages, charms the masses through hit songs, and always looks casket sharp. Sounds like a vampire to us. What say you?!

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The first bit of evidence can be found below with Pharrell learning from a fellow nightstalker…

2014: Pharrell Learned From Vampires

The BRIT Awards 2014 - Performances and Ceremony

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Niles Rodgers stepped out of the shadows to give Pharrell the okay to get his Twilight on. Coffin Board P has taken Rodgers advice and usurped the throne from former king of the night, Justin Timberlake.

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  • DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!)

    DAYWALKER???

    THIS IS SOME BULLSHYT!!!!!!!!

    • MiaSara

      Fat f@ggot!

      • DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!)

        NO……..THAT WOULD BE YOU, YOU TRANNY LOVING, BURGER FLIPPING, 46 YEAR OLD SHYT EATING, DEVIANT, D!CK $UCKING HOMOS3XUAL……AS A MATTER OF FACT, I SUGGEST THAT YOU GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE RONALD Mc DONALD HIMSELF WRITES YOU UP AND FIRES YOUR OLD, GAY, STALKERISH A$$……

        THE ONLY THING “FAT” OVER THIS WAY IS MY MOTHAF*CKIN D!CK!!!!!

        JUST ASK YOUR MOMMA………

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • smackyobitchass

    Pharrell is gay