The new season of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta premiered last night (May 5), and it featured all the shenanigans we have to come to expect.
Joseline and Stevie J are allegedly married, but nobody really believes them. Speaking of reasonable doubt, Nikko and Mimi had a sit down where the former broke the news that his luggage, which contained a certain video, had been lost. Newsflash: NO ONE BELIEVES YOU, BRUH.
Nevertheless, this wasn’t the only “Do y’all think we’re stupid”” moment of that night. Case in point, Scrappy new chick, or “egg,” Bambi, is coming off like a stalker that rides pink bicycles to the cribs of her victims. For real, she rode a bike to Scrappy’s home.
We didn’t see any of Yung Joc yet, but we did catch Waka Flocka Flame telling his woman that he won’t cheat on her again. Good luck with that, sir.
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