(Still) Allowing Jermaine Jackson To Rock Plastic Hair
Oh you didn’t think we were going to let him off scot-free did you? Jermaine’s hair is made of either plastic or the same titanium used by NASA space crafts, coupled with a glossy overcoat. Seriously, what grown man walks around with shellacked hair? The decision not only proves that he is not of sound body and mind, but that his family doesn’t love him enough to force him to wash his hair and go to a barber.
Do better Jackson family, we’re begging you.
