Appearing on a reality show (preferably on VH1), and being willing to fight on camera.

This is a major step in making it in America…so long as you’re definition of “making it” is having lots of Twitter followers and looking crazy for the whole word to see. Over the years VH1 has emerged as the undisputed one-stop-shop for Black and Latino foolery and exploitation, and for women with low self-esteem this can be a surefire way to get the attention they crave.

However, getting the public on your side isn’t super simple. You must be equal parts entertaining, crazy, disrespectful and friendly at times. You must also not be against throwing off your shoes, jumping on tables, and fighting a sworn enemy—preferably over something posted on Twitter, or a man who you both slept with.


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