Consider this a case where the jokes really do write themselves. Reigning Heisman Trophy winner Jamies Winston was given a citation (Note: allegedly) for stealing crab legs from a Publix. Crab legs, bruh.
Reports Tomahawk Nation:
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston was issued a citation Tuesday for shoplifting crab legs from Publix, according to multiple sources. Winston, the reigning Heisman Trophy winner, is a red-shirt sophomore for the Seminoles.
Winston tossed the winning touchdown in the National Championship game over Auburn in the closing seconds. On the year, he was 257-384 for 4087 yards and 40 touchdowns with 10 interceptions.
Needless to say, the Internet memes are already manifesting at a furious clip. Black Twitter is about to have a field day, pun intended.
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