Few things illustrate the gap between America’s rich and poor like a trip to the local Walmart. The Walton’s are one of America’s richest families. The allegedly exploitive business practices of “Wally World” make you feel like dying a slow death each time you give them your money.
And then there are the meme-worthy customers who have their own Tumblr feeds and hashtags. Nothing says “Murica!” like these 15 Walmart customers living the struggle. Dive into the shame headfirst.
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Photo: Instagram
Live From Bolivar, Tennessee.
Tiger top and a whale tail. Nothing says, “Save the wildlife” quite like a Walmart thong.
This Could Be Us, But You Playin’.
Tell your friends he’s in advertising.
Tell Us How You Really Feel.
President Obama has been in office since 2008. At some point, come with some facts or bow down.
No Pants? No Problem.
So everyone, including the cashier is just going to pretend there’s nothing wrong with this woman strolling in wearing a shirt, some flip-flops and nothing else?
They Ten’s
He bought ‘em from somebody, but they nice though. He keeps them clean. No seriously, never put spoke rims on a Jeep.
When Judgment Day Comes…
Jesus won’t be paying attention to your jacket. At All. Not one bit.
No F—s Given.
Not a single, solitary, rainbow one.
Think Pink.
How does a grown man justify having three Spongbob SquarePants characters tattooed on his person?
Welcome To Walmart.
Yeah, that about sums it up. Dental care is important.
Keep Your Pants On.
Whose job is it to remove those khakis from the antennae after this Jeep goes through the Tire and Lube Express?
Ride Or Die.
Because no trip to Walmart is complete until you see an obese person flossing the Rascal.
How Is This Legal?
Seriously.
Count The Stereotypes
We’ll start you off with dad’s Iron Horse Saloon shirt, mom’s ink, and the daughter’s muffin top.
She Thinks We’re Laughing With Her.
Just because it’s staged doesn’t mean it’s not struggle-worthy.
Only In Montana
This is from Bozeman, Montana, where you can ride your horse to Walmart and it’s all good.
