Fans of David Letterman are certainly missing the recently retired late night television icon, but they should be happy to know that time away from the desk hasn’t killed his wit. The former Late Show host returned to the public eye Friday night to drop some comical bombs atop Donald Trump‘s hairpiece.
Letterman joined comedians Steve Martin and Martin Short during their San Antonio stop for their A Very Stupid Conversation tour. Letterman took to the stage and delivered one of his infamous Top 10 lists as he once did on the set of his show, rocking the audience into laughter and giving Trump the business.
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“I retired and… I had no regrets. None. I was happy. I’ll make actual friends. I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president,” Letterman told the Majestic Theatre crowd. “I have made the biggest mistake of my life, I tell you.” Letterman then reached into his pocket and produced an envelope. “Every suit I own comes with a Top Ten list,” he quipped before sharing “Interesting Facts About Donald Trump.”
“Number 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack. Number Nine: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name,” Letterman said as marched through the Trump list, which focused heavily on “that thing on his head.” “Number Two: Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he’s starring in a movie called No Amigos,” a nod to Martin and Short’s Three Amigos.
Of course, Letterman had to go out big on top with the number one listing and took a jab at the GOP while doing so.
“Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass,” Letterman said.
Check out David Letterman roasting Donald Trump in San Antonio below.