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Van is not having a good night, to say the least. She lost a friend and possibly her boyfriend/baby daddy and on top of that her phone. After another conversation with the flirty German bartender who gives her some sound advice on her current relationship, she breaks away from the pack to pee. Not to long ago Van lost her phone and was probably the victim of German demon prankster. After she cops a squat, she is startled by the German mascot. Earn punches the mascots head off into the trash and in the process finds her phone.

Once she recovers her phone she discovers she has a message from Earn stating that he wants to talk. Van finds Earn where they last had a discussion at the ping pong table. Van, who now has a new vibe when it comes to their situationship ask’s earn what does he want? Earn wants to keep their relationship the way it is, Van, on the other hand, wants more out of it instead of just being Earn’s convenient piece of tail honestly.

To settle it they play a high stakes game of ping pong. If Earn wins the situationship remains the same if Van wins he has to only interact with her if it involves their daughter or money. Ping Pong is definitely not Earn’s thing and Van pretty much beats the breaks off again. So now Earn is basically homeless and lost the closest thing he had to a girlfriend.

We sincerely hope Earn’s luck gets better next week cause the L’ just keep coming.

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