UPDATE: Melo has spoken and asserts that the woman on the yacht with him is a friend with her whole own family (see last slide). What’s wrong with y’all?
Carmelo Anthony was chilling on a yacht somewhere in the south of France. No big deal, except he was on the said boat with a voluptuous woman who surely was not his wife La La Anthony.
Maybe she was an assistant? Maybe she was lost at sea and Melo rescued her? Whatever the circumstance, photos were snapped, and all types of conjecture and theorizing has begun.
The kicker is Melo was spotted on Tuesday, January 25, which happens to be La La’s birthday. He also reportedly sent her a birthday message. So, bruh…
Per the YBF:
LaLa seemed to be having the best birthday ever yesterday, posting up a bomb new photoshoot in celebration and sharing all the sweet messages from her celeb friends. The “Power” actress also had a big birthday party last night. The one person we noticed was missing – her NBA baller husband Carmelo. Now we know it’s because he was parlaying in the south of France with a new mystery woman.
Well well well. He certainly has a type, we’ll say that. We checked, and this is not the woman alleged to be his mistress turned alleged side baby’s mother, Mia Burke. But they certainly look similar.
The two were definitely not trying to hide, and seemed extra comfortable with each other while yachting it up. Carmelo was also seen hitting the ocean with some water toys while she looked on from the boat giving him a flirtatious wave.
It’s looking like a Hot Boy Summer for Melo. We were hoping he was trending because he had signed to the team. Alas, Twitter is typing the NBA legend’s name for a different reason.
We’ll wait to hear his side of the story before passing judgment, though. Twitter, not so much.
Hey Melo just in case you didn't know....... pic.twitter.com/SOuLxmvmdD— Kevin Williams (@81_VeniVidiVici) June 26, 2019
When you though Melo was trending because he got signed by the lakers.... but instead he just getting fat on a yacht. pic.twitter.com/robouTjMH5— partychatpodcast (@partychatwithus) June 26, 2019
Melo posted a birthday shoutout on IG to LaLa yesterday while he was in another country with another woman.. I can’t make this 💩 up lol pic.twitter.com/56kSIFTGpP— Realtor Jenn 💕 (@MsJennGood) June 26, 2019
You mean to tell me.....Even on a boat with a young harlot...Melo STILL found the time to send a happy birthday message to his wife? A king.— F.L.O.W. 🏁🖤 (@flow349) June 26, 2019
I think everyone should wait before accusing Melo of cheating. To be true, he would have sent his wife this message on her birthday while at the same time cheating on a yacht. I know Melo a shooter but that would be too cold. https://t.co/ojXRis8X41 pic.twitter.com/FmzM8wY7p4— Robert Littal BSO (@BSO) June 26, 2019
Them paparizzis swam out there to catch Melo 🤣 pic.twitter.com/YY8Wx9dkmy— Miles Morales (@ChillGambino2) June 26, 2019
Melo when BSO asks him about his S. France trip during Lakers media day pic.twitter.com/aotp9Wqm1y— I’M MAKING GROUND TURKEY (@SlimDreY) June 26, 2019
13. Melo speaks…
We called it. Y’all jump out the window and now Melo is fed up.
14. But it lead to more questions….
So Melo...that’s someone’s wife? On a boat with you? Without her husband? Without LaLa? Ass out?? pic.twitter.com/KEc7Ith9t7— I’ll tell you what!! 🗣 (@completelycarla) June 26, 2019
Because this is the Internets.