It was only a matter of time. Rumor of a marriage between the toxic gawd Future and Lori Harvey has been floating down timelines, and has had Twitter in shambles.
It’s not like many people have a vested interest in the couple beyond themselves and the rapper’s many kids, but when has that ever stopped the Twitter peanut gallery from commenting.
Even the origin of the rumor is dubious.
Actually, a stray Eliza Reign message via her IG Stories may be to blame.
Then it doesn’t help that Lori Harvey is rocking ice on her ring finger. But hey, we’re just here for the petty comments.
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*reads tweets about Future marrying Lori Harvey* https://t.co/3Krd5zN81Q
— World B. Flat (@Carl_noWinslow) March 9, 2020
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Where is this rumor coming from that Future and Lori Harvey are married? Ion see no media on it so far just random tweets 🔍 pic.twitter.com/H5YVsENYcQ
— Con👩🏽💻 (@ConnahCakes) March 9, 2020
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It’s only 10am and the internet just found out Lori and Future are married. Internet about to break
— Corset Corset (@evelynvwoodsen) March 9, 2020
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Y’all would have to pick me up off the floor from laughter if Lori married future ass
— Latrell (@gigibadazz) March 9, 2020
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Future got married during March Madness?
— D (@letaniggacook) March 9, 2020
Where the fuck is the respect to your fans?
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He married his side piece wrote a book about niggas and they flaws and his daughter out here dating future
— need mouf hugs 🥴 (@AugustOwnThomas) March 9, 2020
This man is nobody to listen to he can’t control his own shit lol https://t.co/epANLQo8tI
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Yall said Lori young & just having fun & she went and married Future?? pic.twitter.com/0HGWrPlZxM
— ً (@PhoneDaPosites) March 9, 2020
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