Ben & Jerry's
While we're sure there are hardcore MAGA supporters who'll never eat Ben & Jerry's again (mainly because they won't be able to afford it at some point with the way things are going thanks to their orange overlord), we doubt it'll be enough to put the delicious and democratic ice cream brand out of business.
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While we don't know if violent Trumpians will begin to harass supermarket workers for carrying Ben & Jerry's ice cream, we wouldn't be surprised if many voicemails at the company office contain death threats and "pro-America" messages as that's just how the right gets down these days.
Luckily neither Ben & Jerry's nor Ben's Best Blnz is based in Florida because we all know MAGA Governor Ron DeSantis would've passed some legislation to take over the operation and prevent Cohen's "woke" plan from playing out as he intends.
Ava DuVernay will be the face of a new Ben & Jerry's flavor aptly named "Lights! Camera! Action!"
The "Chocolate Chance Mint" flavor is set to drop sometime next year at the tune of $4.99 and $5.49 (non-dairy) respectively
The "Bacon 90"'s are set to release on Air Max Day, March 26th for a retail price of $140.
Ben & Jerry’s is still invited to the cookout, perpetually. The ice cream brand went the extra mile in releasing a statement that explicitly blast white supremacy, and was swiftly applauded for the message.
The ice cream maker and the activist group are hoping to bring awareness to the MORE Act, which would decriminalize and deschedule cannabis, expunge cannabis-related arrest records, and other actions.