Ben & Jerry's
While we don't know if violent Trumpians will begin to harass supermarket workers for carrying Ben & Jerry's ice cream, we wouldn't be surprised if many voicemails at the company office contain death threats and "pro-America" messages as that's just how the right gets down these days.
Luckily neither Ben & Jerry's nor Ben's Best Blnz is based in Florida because we all know MAGA Governor Ron DeSantis would've passed some legislation to take over the operation and prevent Cohen's "woke" plan from playing out as he intends.
Ava DuVernay will be the face of a new Ben & Jerry's flavor aptly named "Lights! Camera! Action!"
The "Chocolate Chance Mint" flavor is set to drop sometime next year at the tune of $4.99 and $5.49 (non-dairy) respectively
Ben & Jerry’s is still invited to the cookout, perpetually. The ice cream brand went the extra mile in releasing a statement that explicitly blast white supremacy, and was swiftly applauded for the message.