Former President Jimmy Carter’s cancer has spread from his liver to his brain, the 90-year-old told the press today. Carter, who is among the oldest living presidents, had melanoma removed from his liver earlier in the month.
President Obama has officially become a lizard. A newly unearthed fossilized prehistoric lizard has been named after the commander in chief because of its teeth. The foot long extinct reptile has been named “Obamadon gracilis,” (Latin for Obama’s teeth) as an ode to the president’s pearly whites.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs rebuked allegations made by former President Jimmy Carter that racism is the undercurrent of the recent Anti-Obama backlash. A stammering and seemingly unconvinced Gibbs stood before the press at the White House and said, “The president does not believe that … that … [pause] that criticism comes based on […]
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter said he believes racism is the culprit of the unrest as it relates to the current U.S. President, Barack Obama. During a demonstration in Washington organized by extreme conservative talk show hosts, Carter labeled what’s taking place in American society today “abominable.” ”I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely […]
