Theodore Roosevelt

Another historical landmark that has painted an insensitive narrative is about to get benched. The 26th President is going to have to ride his horse into a incinerator.

President Obama has officially become a lizard. A newly unearthed fossilized prehistoric lizard has been named after the commander in chief because of its teeth. The foot long extinct reptile has been named “Obamadon  gracilis,” (Latin for Obama’s teeth) as an ode to the president’s pearly whites.

President Obama is making history today as one of only three sitting Presidents to win a Nobel Peace Prize. The esteemed honor was announced this morning by The Norwegian Nobel Committee for “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” According to The Associated Press, his win comes as a surprise for […]