Man Law Violations:
#444 Wearing pastel colors when no suit is involved
#447 Wearing pastel colors while embracing another man
#27 Resting an arm on another man’s thigh
#29 Placing an arm on another man’s chest (unless attempting to body slam, of course)
#91 Arm to crotch proximity violation
Where do we start? This is one generic mountain background away from being a couple’s photo taken at Wal-Mart. Cheesing from ear to ear. Check. Indulging in a warm embrace. Check. Wearing shirts the color of the interior walls of a female’s reproductive system. Check. Not a very manly combo. The fact that Diddy is so comfortable with his elbow resting centimeters away from Steve Stoute’s sack is quite disturbing, also.