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Kris Humphries Serves Kanye West In Nordstrom Box


Now that’s cold. Kris Humphries’ legal team served Kanye West with a subpoena. That in of itself shouldn’t be a surprise considering Humphries is in the midst of divorcing his ex-wife, who happens to be Ye’s current girlfriend and “Perfect B-tch,” Kim Kardashian. But the kicker here is that the papers were hidden in a Nordstrom box, reports TMZ.

Kim’s lawyer, disso queen Laura Wasser, told the judge in the divorce case about the ploy during a hearing that is still going on.  

Wasser groused to the judge … Kim has already racked up $250,000 in attorney’s fees, yet it’s unclear exactly what Kris wants out of this.

Wasser said she’s heard the reports that Kris and his lawyers want to put reality TV on trial, and there seems to be evidence to back that up.  Wasser noted that Kris has served Kris Jenner with a subpoena and NBC Universal and Bunim/Murray, which produces the Kardashian reality shows.

Wasser said she’s perplexed as to why Kris Humphries thinks the marriage was a fraud — because he went in eyes wide open.

Kris Humphries’ lawyer, Marshall Waller told the court he wants to prove the marriage was a fraud, which Kim wanted solely to benefit her reality show.  He says he wants to be armed with information about the show before taking Kim’s deposition.

Kim’s lawyer, Laura Wasser followed up by asking why it’s so important for Kris to get an annulment.  Waller did not answer.  Wasser then said she intends to get Kris to pay every penny of Kim’s attorney’s fees.

Ye will likely be questioned about when he started hollering at Kimmy so figure out whether or not it was while she was still supposed to be happily married to the NBA forward.

This likely is only the start of the foolishness. Jay-Z may just have to cut homie from the Brooklyn Nets, after all. We kid, we kid.


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  • Tiffy

    I Hope Kris Humphries takes all the Kardashians down and takes that show off the air.

    • ryanlaw234

      Couldn’t agree more spend those NBA bucks and take them all down and expose them for the stupid phonies they are.

      • Tiffy

        Team Kris!
        When Arguing With An Idiot, Make Sure They Aren’t Doing The Same..

  • BBK

    Have you ever been in a room with 3 black women who think their way is the only way and they battle each other until bloody or the cops break it up? Same thing here, really does anyone think Humphries or West wear the pants in the relationship with a Kardashian? The only winners in this deal will be overpaid legal teams.

  • brotherap

    Humphries was a sucker a$$ prick in High School in Minnesota, a dumb a$$ sucka when he
    stumbled into the Kardashian camp, and now doesn’t have enough sense to
    see his lawyers playing him for an All Day Long Lollipop! This
    candy gandy will be lucky to own a straw hat when its all over. Good luck proving your marriage was a fraud, fool! Sounds like another ego-foolish move to me, cuz! California courts are noted for making one side with deep pockets pay for the other side’s legal expenses which don’t come cheap in Cally.

  • slimmy

    kris is so foolish. did anyone force him to do the show with them. how can it be a fraud? no one knew kris till he got with kim. so the only fraud here is kris himself, cos everyone knows him now and thanks to kim. so he should be paying kim for free publicity