Cabrone Deron Brewer may have been cheesing his way through the irony that it his life, when he was arrested on suspicion of DUI last Friday (May 3). The Tulsa, Okla. bust came after Brewer called for roadside assistance when his Volkswagen got stuck on railroad tracks.
Brewer phoned AAA to help rescue the red Volkswagen Beetle but given the location-- and potentially dangerous situation-- police showed up as a precaution. Brewer may have been too drunk to realize that cops would be tipped off to him being totally wasted once they approached. According to a police report he "had the strong odor of alcoholic beverage about his breath and body, red watery eyes, slightly slurred speech, and was unsteady on his feet."
Needless to say, he failed a field sobriety test and was taken into custody. The 32-year-old was also charged for an additional warrant stemming from a 1999 incident, which he said occurred on prom night.
A day later, Brewer was freed on $1,000 bond, but it's his mug shot that deserves the real attention. The photo is utterly priceless (yet still not as good as this mug shot).
Click below to take a closer look.
Photo: Tulsa County Jail